Trailer Park Goblins 5

Okay, no more playing around.

Life inside the Protection Zone is thrilling beyond imagination. Every day I am drowning in luxury, adventure, and more beautiful women than I can count, a dream scenario if I can stay focused. But bikini-clad distractions are everywhere, and I can feel my attention slipping.

But while all the rampant hedonism is awesome, I need to focus my efforts on building new and improved weapons that we can sell for untold sums of money. Also, some of the women hadn't formally accepted my marriage proposals, so I wanted to focus on that as well.

In the end, I can have the perfect life here: filthy rich with half a dozen beautiful wives. But only if I really work for it.

Fortunately, a lot of that "work" is quite a bit of fun.